We grew up using the Indian slangs and now we are accustomed of using the terms. Moreover, these words are something that we cannot leave now, it’s like an addiction. Hence, today we have brought you 30 Indian slangs that are hilarious as f. and we use them often.
Friend 1- In the morning, my wife have not cooked lunch for me,
Friend 2 – Chal koi na Beedu, chal Samosa Khilata hu.
Raju- Man! I am going to die.
Sunny- Abey satkela hai kya.
Vinit- I talked to Farah in the class but I couldn’t ask for her number.
Akshay- Chal saale fattu.
Rhea- Do you know Sumit talked to me for three hours yesterday.
Simi- Ha! Bahut bada bakchod hai wo.
Akshay- How’s Farah looking today?
Vinit- ekdum Faadu yaar.
6. Hawabaazi Karna
Mukesh- yesterday I drove at the speed of 120 MPH.
Nitesh- Abey ye hawabaazi karna band kar.
Rhea- I have been trying to explain this to you but you are too dumb to understand it.
Abey dhakkan kuch dimaag lagaale.
Lucky- I don’t know, where should I go.
Mukesh- Abey tu fuddu hai.
Everyone in the class starts arguing with teacher and it was hard to hear a single word. Bhasad macha diya tha unhone.
10. Dimag Ki Dahi Karna
Rhea was trying to explain Illiad but she messed up. Dimag Ki dahi kardi usne yaar.
A hot girl enters in the hall.
Rahul- Abey dekh kya maal hai.
12. Babaji Ka Thullu
Sagar- Suresh won a lottery and rajesh won the competition. Mujhe kya mila Babaji Ka thullu.
13. Rafoo Chakkar Ho Ja
You have caused enough nuisances at my home. Chal ab rafoo Chakkar ho ja warna pitega.
Ad- This fairness cream can make your skin two tones whiter in just four weeks.
Me- Kya Ch*tiyapa lga raha hai yaar.
15. Kebab Me Haddi
Sunny- I am going to boating with Sammy and Rob.
Minty- Kyun Kabaab me haddi ban raha hai, maje karne de lovers ko.
It is one of the most used Indian slangs which is used to qualify a moron. Rohit got failed in anything just because of the stupidity of a moron.
Rohit- saale ch*tiya ki vajah se main fail ho gya.
Sonu- We ran into the fight but Ashwini ran away.
Sahil- Bhai bola tha na ki wo G**ndu hai.
Khushi- What do you think about Farah.
Me- Solid item hai yaar.
I saw Rhea and Rob in the coffee shop. Pakka chakkar chal raha hai unka.
Friend 1- You look great, you must have many girlfriends.
Friend2 – Ghanta bc! Koi fb pe request accept nhi karti.
Sonu- Man! Today police caught me.
Rajesh- Kya Kaand kar diya tune.
I lost the job. That was the only way to earn money for me. Yaar jindgi Jhand ho gayi.
Why are you chatting with Karan, he will bore you for sure. Bahut bada chaatu hai.
24. Gyaan Baatna
Mind your own business. Gyaan Baatna band kar.
25. Patli Gali Se Nikal Ja
Suresh- Bhai lafda ho gya, bande peetne aa rahe hai.
Bhanu- Patli gali se nikal ja.
26. Koi na
Shamli- I lost the money that I have been saving for the last eight months.
Me- Koi na, dobara save kar lenge.
Sahul- I don’t have enough money to buy a ps4.
Jyoti- tension na le yaar koi Jugaad karte hain.
Girlfriend- Kaisi lag rahi hu?
Sanju- Ekdum Jhakaas.
29. Waat Lag Gayi
I went to recharge my girlfriend’s phone, but the shopkeeper turned out to be his brother.
Waat Lag Gayi bc.
This term is used for cops as Paandu Ram was a common name of the constables.
Bhai bach to gaya tha par us saale Paandu ne pakad liya.
Which of these Indian slangs you use the most? Share in the comments.
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