Women secretly desire him. Men want to be him. Love or hate him we can't just ignore Barney Stinson, from HIMYM. Barney Stinson is over the top, outrageous, uber cool and everything we want in a friend. Here are few of legendary quotes when he proved who is the most awesome guy in the room!
1. On friendship:
"Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it"
2. On Star Wars:
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!”
3. On truths and lies:
“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
4. The Bro Code:
“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.”
5. On being awesome:
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
6. On religion and God:
“God, it’s me, Barney. Wha dup? I know we don’t talk much, though a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”
7. On the 3-days rule:
“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died……That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.”
8. On being a good soul:
“I feel like I've done so much good I have a ‘soul boner’.”
9. On Corporate America:
“That's what corporate America wants: people who seem like bold risk takers, but never actually do anything.”
10. On your plus ones:
“You don't bring a date to a wedding. That's like taking a deer carcass on a hunting trip.”
11. On being in love:
Barney: Our wedding is gonna be legendary.
Robin: No wait for it?
Barney: I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore.
12. On having your heartbroken:
I know this hurts a little buddy, but you'll love again someday, because time will heal a broken heart, but not that bitch's window.
13. On photography:
“The camera loves me. More than loves me: the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.”
And any list about Barney Stinson would not be complete without these two quotes:
14. On being sad:
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
15. On being legendary:
“It’s gonna be legen – wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is… dairy!”
So what is your favorite quote from Barney Stinson?
